Disclaimer, General Policies, Return Policies, Privacy Policies, and Cookie Policies
Oh this is the FUN stuff. Also called sarcasm.
Disclaimer
If you have not noticed for yourself, allow me to be upfront. I am not a doctor. I am not a therapist. I am not a hypnotist. I am not a counselor, psychiatrist, physician, dietitian, fitness expert or professional “life guider”. I am a Storyteller. Please be familiar with my disclaimer.
The purpose of my website, blog, and/or any of my products is not meant to tell or advise you what to do. The purpose and intent of my website, blog, and/or any of my products is to empower you to make decisions with discernment for yourself. Let’s get real, my products are for entertainment purposes. This includes text, graphics, images, and any other material that is considered “Content” within Waffle, LLC.
If you’re seeking a professional opinion on how you should proceed to achieve your personal goals, please consult the appropriate professional. Before making any lifestyle changes, always consult with your doctor, therapist, or other appropriate professional.
Waffle, LLC and/or Robbie Myers are not a direct service organization. Waffle, LLC and/or Robbie Myers does not recommend or endorse any clinicians, counselors, psychiatrists, social workers, physicians, products, procedures, opinions, or other information that may be mentioned on the website. Reliance on any information provided by Waffle, LLC and/or Robbie Myers, others appearing on the website at the invitation of Waffle, LLC and/or Robbie Man, or other visitors to the website is solely at your own risk.
I reserve the right to modify these terms at any time without notification to you. If you disagree with any part of this disclaimer, please do not use www.whatsyourwaffle.com or any affiliated websites or companies or products.
General 'Need to Knows'
Speak kindly at all times. Even though life today can be primarily on a screen, we are all still people here. Whether it's a critique or an issue, please stay positive. In this space of Waffle, we can disagree, debate, heck, we can even argue with each other. This is a platform of kindness & acceptance. We do not shame others here. There is no name calling & we do not put other people down.
If you violate our kindness policy, we may have a personal discussion about your account. If you continue with this type of communication, we may ban you from this site. Unkind behavior isn't tolerated because it doesn't contribute. It only criticizes. If you disagree with our policies, open up your own platform and speak from there.
Woooo... sorry for the tough love there. But negativity is toxic. Take responsibility for the energy you put out into the world, including the internet.
We tenderly ask for your patience. We're an extremely small operation (we have dogs on the Rainbow Bridge and dolls on staff).
Return Policies
If you're unsatisfied with my MP3's, here are some things you may want to know:
You may request a refund until midnight 30 days from date of purchase. Not download. Date of purchase. That’s pretty risk free.
Although it won’t reflect on my decision, I do ask for a detailed explanation about why you’re requesting a refund. This helps me receive honest feedback that allows me to make my products and services better.
Allow 30 days from your refund request for Waffle to process your refund.
If you repeatedly purchase MP3’s and repeatedly request a refund, I may ask you to not buy my products in the future. It’s ok if you don’t like Waffle’s offerings. There are many other teachers out there who may be your perfect match. And if the third time doesn’t turn into a charm, my MP3’s may not be right for you.
If you're unsatisfied with Waffle Courses, Membership
If you're unsatisfied with Waffle In-Person Workshops
Privacy Policy
Cookie Policy
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